- How do I get a hold of you guys?
- email us here. We would give out our cell phones but we still have day jobs that prevent us from being available 24/7.
- Why don’t you give your plans away for free?
- What do you think this is? Communist Russia? This isn’t a charity, it’s a business. Deal with it.
- Does it float?
- Unfortunatly HDPE, stainless steel, aluminum and rubber are not buoyant. To solve this we just tie a boat rope and buoy to it so that if the driver pins it and the tab rips off, the rope and buoy will break away with the tab and you’ll be able to turn around and pick it up. Side note… we are not responsible for your lack of common sense to tie a buoy to your surf tab. And if you call or email us asking for a refund because of that, we will laugh and publicly humiliate you.
- How long does it take to ship?
- We’ll have your order boxed up and shipped out within 2 business days. If we don’t, we’ll personally email you with some lame excuse and tell you we’ll have it shipped the 3rd day.
- What’s your money back guarantee?
- Here’s the deal. We’re not trying to lose money here, but we’re so confident that you’ll love this product, or love what you’ve built, that we offer out a 90 day money back guarantee. We put a deadline of 90 days on it to keep you honest. If it breaks or something though, we’ll replace it for sure. Just not if you sink it. That’s on you.